The Boring Life of Me by Phil

I am 21.
It is boring being me.
Overweight.
Disappointed
Being me.

I want to do something
With my life.
Work in a hairdressers.
Get a girlfriend.
I want to be close to someone.

I want muscles.
I want to be like Rambo.
I want to be like Jonathan Ross.
I want to trust people.
I want to do everything in this life.

I am a headrush.
I am generous, kind and always there.
I am cupid.
I am sherbert.
I am a romantic guy.